ash, aka engie, solly. sometimes ash snow. 27. alaska. bi. forever tired. mildly obsessed with fashion and photography. generally nerdy.


art requests: open
spookalicious definition make them bats go loco
checkmate skeletits

estormo-more-like-asstormo:

WELCOME TO SKELETON BAR

WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF MILK?

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I didn’t exchange any bodily fluids with anyone, so I’m not worried about it. I’m much more likely to be mistakenly killed by a police officer in this country than to be killed by Ebola, even if you were in the same bridal shop.
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lord-kitschener:

vivzie-pop:

owlygem:

neocybex:

feeling sad? please watch this kitten being brushed

when I watched this I was litterally like “NO. NOOOOO. OH MY GOD”

oh my god.

#cats
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annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon
she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon

she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.
#omg
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jake-wanstall-riley:

jpnvines:

僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

#omg
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x-men + mutants of colour

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thefatgawd:

leseanthomas:

studiocatch:

the-uncensored-she:

Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.

Word.

Good ‘ol Chris, lol.

Chris Rock to me STAYS WOKE and even though he play well with others he still keeps it real as fuck about race.

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Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
Me: Grandma oh my god
Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:
Me:
Grandmother: Kill them.
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rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

#same
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sockmonkeyrenegade:

sharped0:

zethie:

catsbeaversandducks:

"If you can’t see the love in my eyes, come a little closer."

Photos via Cat Act 

If you don’t think cats are awesome you are wrong. Sorry, it’s scientificly proven.

cats: little shits sometimes but they’re cute so its ok

I literally scrolled through this squealing “kitties, kitties, KITTIES.”

#cats
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surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

#help
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